I almost forgot my briefcase!
it contains important lab results
But that was what I came here for.
My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on
this is actually mitt romney
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
Buying this if/when I or someone I know gets pregnant.