1 day ago with 330,655 notes
diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(Source: awwww-cute)

1 day ago with 35,938 notes
ladeh-amanda:

But that was what I came here for.

ladeh-amanda:

But that was what I came here for.

1 day ago with 505,062 notes

(Source: bneezy)

1 day ago with 251,850 notes

teapayne:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on

1 day ago with 10,577 notes
whiteboyfriend:

this is actually mitt romney

whiteboyfriend:

this is actually mitt romney

1 day ago with 112,008 notes

ukrainianbarbiedoll:

-

(Source: animalsdancing)

1 day ago with 14,883 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

[bunzilla]

tastefullyoffensive:

[bunzilla]

1 day ago with 26,444 notes
cuuntrygrammer:

Yikes

cuuntrygrammer:

Yikes

(Source: obesenigger)

1 day ago with 114,818 notes
WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

kbo-londondreamer:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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Buying this if/when I or someone I know gets pregnant.

1 day ago with 285,318 notes
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